Talk About the B*** of the Church

There was something about the Church, which is the Body of Christ, that has been on my mind for quite awhile, and that is: if the butt (buttocks) were a part of the Church, I wonder what kind of people are they?

At first, I sometimes jokingly thought "You know those more difficult people in the church? Someone's gotta be the butt." 
No doubt, there ARE difficult kinds of people in the Body of Christ who are, sad to say, just a pain in the bumbums. And sometimes I do briefly think, hmm why ya? Why do these "butt-people" need to exist, or what kind of role do they play?

If it is just because of the fact that no one is perfect, and there is no perfect earthly church, so I guess maybe those are the more "imperfect" parts of the church? But still, no matter what, we are still one body so.. *shrugs~

1 Corinthians 12v12, 18:

12For just as the body is one and has many members, and all the members of the body, though many, are one body, so it is with Christ.

18But as it is, God arranged the members in the body, each one of them, as he chose.

Boy check out verse 18, so.. the Bible meant to say that God is the one who hand-picks whoever is which part of the body? Even the butt? 

*whistles...~ O-kay... 

However, when I give more thought to this, I realised, and was reminded of how crucial the butt is. Rather than being the troublesome poopie-holes, they are the ones who actually get the s*** out of the body. 
They are the ones who work hard and with utmost urgency to keep the bad out of the Body of Christ. 
Or rather, DUMP out the bad that was produced inside the body. 

Now that I think of it, maybe being the bumbums of the Church isn't so bad after all. In fact, it is somewhat noble and too many a time, the Body of Christ lacks members who are in this position...

Helping to keep the peace between members...
Being there to reconcile and help resolve matters...
Willing to just clean up the mess, remove what is unhealthy, restore a "clean and clear" environment...

I am sure there are many more functions but my brain could not think of any more for now. 

 1 Corinthians 12v24-25: 

...But God has so composed the body, giving greater honor to the part that lacked it, that there may be no division in the body, but that the members may have the same care for one another.

Indeed, no matter what role you play or what you are in the church, let us have the same care for each other, because

26If one member suffers, all suffer together; if one member is honored, all rejoice together. 

-- 1 Corinthians 12v26

From Facebook to My Blog..again with laughs!

COPIED (from 1st September 2010 posts <- click to read)I've been copying up some interesting stuff I found in Facebook since some time ago, and...... I've decided to post them up and PROBABLY tag these people! XD hope you all don't mind though. More to come by the way ;) *winks~

"HAHAHAHA X)
Boy: If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U & I together. Girl:
Oh, theres no need for that because N & O are already next to each
other" -- Ejuen

 "Hey, don always speechless k? I'm kinda worried bout u.....Rmb guarding our tongue doesn't mean we cut it off, dude XP" -- Aaron

"Who left a girl T-shirt on my car~the design is 'life is full of sweet things'" -- Kai Jie

"Today, a guy kept following me around the gym as I moved around to different workouts. I didn't know quite what to do without being mean, so I decided to work on my Abs, since I've found that most guys I know don't like ab workouts. Turns out that his weakness was Abs and he was shaking the whole time trying to keep up and ended up copping out halfway through! Haha :)" -- Jessica

"Proton should create a waterproof car!! bcoz Malaysia always FLOOD!! fulfill the market need!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!! ^.^" -- Joseph

"sliced my finger today...all that carrot's fault!! =( how am i gonna practice my piano properly?"
" how to avoid getting too many bruises at a time?hmmm...being more careful doesn't seem to be the best advice,in my case at least=P sigh...maybe i just need to stop being so clumsy=/" -- Phoebe

HAHAHAH~! Hope you enjoyed XD Have a happy heart! God bless~ ^^

From Facebook to My Blog..again after a long time! XD

COPIED (from 1st September 2010 posts <- click to read)I've been copying up some interesting stuff I found in Facebook since some time ago, and...... I've decided to post them up and PROBABLY tag these people! XD hope you all don't mind though. More to come by the way ;) *winks~

 "first,its england..then,japan..now,brazil..wow!dese teams I support r on a losing streak!heartbreak sial.. X.x"
"Nothing is perfect and waiting for the perfect moment or killing yourself trying to ensure that every thing your hand touches is done perfectly is a sure way to not get anything done at all." -- Jesse

"Joie Tan , Serene Tan , Jocelyn Stemilyn , Joshua Tan ..lalalalalalala...lalalalalalala....ay-i-ay-i-ay-i-ay-i-aye... =D
*coughs* more singing next time!!!"
"He places a crown of love and compassion on my head even though I do not deserve it, it's called God's GRACE =)"
"Wants to get a ukelele and learn to play it because it looks cute and her fingers won't hurt! How cool is that =P" -- Chris

""to encourage is to put courage, into someone else" Mmm~ let's all? :))" -- Pamelyn

"THE WEEKEND IS HERE!!!!!! this is a feeling i'll nvr get fed up of:)"
"A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers but borrowed from his children -John James Audubon-" -- Timothy

"My diary excerpt (last week in China): Sometimes, I feel tempted, and give into complaining about the 30-40 bug bites I have on my body, and then I realize that they are nothing compared to the 39 stripes that Jesus took for us on the cross. Being love to others sometimes calls for people to live in uncomfortable situations---a call most are unwilling to answer to." -- Jessica

"Goal of the day. Be productive." -- Tse Yuen

Ahh~ reading these old interesting posts really is inspiring :) enjoy and God bless all!

Of Animals & Pillows XD

One day, while I was studying for STPM, Ben was doing some homework in my room (imagine that, its holiday and after UPSR and he's following parent's advice to brush up, how nice~ haha)
He sometimes does his work when I'm doing my work, I'm quite fine with it. So, I was just reading...studying...revising...and then Ben starts reading:

Many animals use pillow so that they cannot be seen easily. The most common pillow is the use of colours. An octopus can change from black to white in less than half a second. Many pillows and reptiles can change their colours too. For example, the skin of a pillow can turn green, yellow, cream or dark brown.

One reason why animals use pillow is to protect themselves. Insects are hunted as food by many enemies such as birds, frogs and lizards. To avoid being seen easily, many insects have pillows on their wings and bodies. These pillows look like the leaves and flowers around them. Some insects even look like pillows and sticks. Some beetles cover themselves with mud, sand or chalk.

Pillow is also important to animals that hunt for prey. They must not be seen as they approach and attack their prey. Otherwise their "food" will escape. Polar bears have white fur that match the pillow. They even use their pillows to hide their black noses. The tiger's stripes and the leopard's spots look like pillows in the jungle. The crocodile looks like a piece of floating pillow in the water because its skin is rough and brown.

Sounds ridiculous isn't it? That's what I thought, and I couldn't help laughing listening to him. Haha~ Anyway, thank God for pillows! XD

Some Good Quotes :)

I got this in an email from my "angel", Karen (Yes SFers, like the angel-mortal thing in SF, but she's not in SF ;) )

Someone has written these beautiful words. Must read and try to
understand the deep meaning of it.
They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time.

1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but
it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

2] So why is a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small?
Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and
Move on.

3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes
years to write.

4] All things in life are temporary. If it is going well, enjoy it, they will
not last forever. If it is going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long
either.

5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond,
don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base
of Gold!

6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from
above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!

7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when
GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

8] A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than
losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and
sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed
for you.

10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away
today's PEACE.

If you really enjoy this, please pass to others. It may brighten
someone's day...

Be blessed :)

Life Up-Level-ing

More of the future unfolding...
"Sell" doesn't have to do with money.
More accurately, "sell the Gospel"
Staying in Bio stream?
Future spouse...whoa...
Prayer life revived, anointing needed to maintain.
Studies, gotta catch up.
Puzzles, a whole lot!
Greater things to come, with a great price to pay.
Look towards heaven, look beyond the horizon.
Praise God for new SF & Impactors committee (PS. XP, Jeremy's bro is now SF prez)
Everything is up-level-ing, from the inside out.
Be encouraged!
We're still in the race towards God's Kingdom, stay in the track of God's perfect will for each of us.
Update next time, not gonna online frequent... you know, STPM.
God bless~!

Blog Memories - May 2010 :)

Been looking through some old blog posts, especially from 2010 May, real funny stuff! HAHAH!!!
Well it feels really good reading back old posts :)
It helps a lot too, reminding me of funny times, and some really good lessons :)
Wanna check it out? JUST CLICK HERE, and it'll bring you to all my May2010 posts XD

Enjoy~ God bless all bloggers and blog readers! ^^

Ah Ah Ah~ Christmas! Hehe~

Merry Christmas!
I don't know what to say after my last post, had various feedback, but I kind of saw some of them coming.
But its good feedback, make me grow a bit *smiles~ ^^

To readers of the last post "'Fair Is Foul", if what I've type are offensive, inaccurate, exposing, irrelevant or just plain straightforward.
Don't worry, I know what I need to learn, not to go too far at either sides.

Anyway, Blessed Christmas to all :)

OOPS~

I just realized that my title for the last post "11th & 12th Dec" was wrong. It supposed to be "6th & 7th Dec" ><>scatterbrain~ @@ hello Celina? what were you thinking?

Anyway, some say I think too much, some say I don't think... I wonder which is true or neither of them are >< hmmm....

Dumdeedumdum~ "God made me who I meant to be, He loves me just the way I am...and for this simple reason, I am happy to be me! Whoa-oh Whoa-oh~..." Hillsong Kids really have the simplest and best lyrics! But give me Donut Man anytime XD

*sigh~ some kids just don't grow up don't they? This is what I call "child-like faith"! Haha~^^

Rejoice always~!

Cikgu & Murid

A little treat for my fellow Malaysians ^^
(For those non-Malay speaking, the title means "Teacher & Student".)
Sorry to say that, only those who understands Malay are able to enjoy the post (unless you can get some one to translate it for you) *winks~ enjoy! XD

Sebaik sahaja cikgu melangkah ke dalam kelas........

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

From Facebook to My Blog..again~

COPIED (from last post): I've been copying up some interesting stuff I found in Facebook since some time ago, and...... I've decided to post them up and tag these people! XD hope you all don't mind though. More to come by the way ;) *winks~

"Jocelyn is waiting for her lord to speak word of wisdom into her. God bless my mama." -- Jocelyn

"Do u knw tat impatience will not bear u anything?" -- Kevin

"i walked up the escalator when it's going down, people from behind laughed their head off and i was like....blushing and blushing!!" -- Andrea

"Giving up something important for something/someone more important." -- Esther

"no matter what kind of yoke it is, it won't help if the two animals are stubbornly pulling in different directions. then the only way to move the plow forward would be to whip the beasts until they are walking together." -- Sieh Jin

"Question mark: Why so many churches in Subang itself, especially small churches?? Competition?Every1 wants to be the head? or wat....." -- Xien Puo

Hm....some stuff to ponder on isn't it? Wait for more ;) Peace out!

From Facebook to My Blog..again XD

COPIED (from last post): I've been copying up some interesting stuff I found in Facebook since some time ago, and...... I've decided to post them up and tag these people! XD hope you all don't mind though. More to come by the way ;) *winks~

"I can't believe my television broke down!! Come on, it's the world cup season and it's hols!! I'm really sooo bored!!" -- J-Anne

"why in the world are so many of my parents friends joining facebook and adding me? by the way my mom add me but i rejected... haha" -- Sean

"cananyonetellmewherethespacebaris(teehee!):D" -- Te May

"For when you know His heart,you will know His thoughts.And when things happen,you will be at peace,for you knew it will happen.Nothing is beyond GOD's control and His plan. :)" -- James

"I close my eyes, and then i thought, hmm.. what would my life be without You Lord. Everything is perfect with Your arms upon me." -- Joanne

"We cant change people, we can only love them.
We are not expected to get results, we are called to do the right thing and love them.
Doing what we are suppose to do is never the easy thing but its the right thing.
Its not suppose to be easy. Anyone can show love to the lovely, but Jesus showed love to everyone at their level." -- Jethro

Enjoy! God bless~ ;)

From Facebook to My Blog..again^^

I've been copying up some interesting stuff I found in Facebook since some time ago, and...... I've decided to post them up and tag these people! XD hope you all don't mind though. More to come by the way ;) *winks~

"Desserts is stressed spelled backwards....no wonder....."
" Sure God can do what he 'jolly well wants to do'. But to say He is not interested in our permission.....is to forget what is the essence of true love....to love someone is to love them freely, without coercion." -- Charis

"Sound of Sax may be pleasure to hear, but if someone spoiled it, it's really discriminating! Respect it^^" -- Yu Kee

" pull the bow of courage till the max, and then, LET GO!!" -- Shiau Khang

"Wanna live life? Lose it first =)" -- Cang Ling

" This is what England and their fans do best; Finding a Scapegoat. When will they realize they can't win the world cup ever again." -- Levi

"I SUPER LOVE THE GIFT U ALL GAVE ME, IMPACTORS..... I LOVE IT BECAUSE IT IS CHEAP XD..... REALLY , IT IS NICE, THANK YOU" -- Ji Xun

*teehee~ cool isn't it? more to come!!! XD

LYPG Updates On The Rage!

First of all, I would like to apologize to those who follow up on A.Star Lypg through my blog, I know I havn't reported from LYPG for a very long time already (since 3 months back I think).

So buckle up, and get ready for 3 episodes of LYPG updates. Its gonna be a blast!

God bless.

731286…What’s The Missing Number?

Ben: Jie, what is our house number?

*blink~ *stares~ You don’t know our house number???

Ben: ….heehee…Just tell me la…

Aiyor…our house number also don’t know?...

(Mom comes in)

Ma, Ben doesn’t know our house number.

Ben: Ma, what is our house number?

(Mom speechless a moment) 73*****.

Ben: Er…73...12…86…

(Ma stares and blinks) 73*****!

Ben: 731286!

(Ma stares with eyes wider) I said 73*****!

Ben: 731286!!!... Eh..?

*laughs~ why does Ben always miss a number? Hahah~!

(Ma annoyed already) why can’t you remember?? 73*****!!

Ben: Er…Huh??? Aiyor~…*whines~

(Ma annoyed lots, went out. But Ben finally remembers the number. Moments later…)

Hey Ben, what’s our house number?

Ben: 731286…Eh?! 7312…Er…(peeks at the paper he recorded the number) 73*****!

Aiyor~! Still can’t remember? What if there’s an emergency, how are you gonna call?

Ben: I’ll call Mama.

How come you only know Mama’s cell phone number but not house? What if Mama dosen’t pick up?

Ben: I’ll call YC, he’s my neighbor.

== What if YC is not home?

Ben: I’ll call SH, he’s also my neighbor.

==” What if SH is not home??

Ben: Then I’ll call you.

O.o You know my number?

Ben: No. Heehee~ XD
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Dear God may you grant Ben a brighter brain!!!

Cleaning In Progress *scrub..ouch!~

Man I just like this shot...classic~

May my heart be clean so I can be a vessel to use, Lord.

Be blessed. And clean :)

Aww~

Meet my niece, this shot was taken by my cousin :)
Isn't she adorable?! ^^

*Jesus loves the little children..all the children of the world~

I Don't Know Why...But I'm Cool ^^

I don't know why I don't know what to blog about now (at least not yet) but I'm cool.

I don't know why I had to pray for Portugal (atleast not yet, still finding out) but I'm cool.

I don't know why my friend became emo after her first time to SF's prebelievers sharing meeting, but I'm cool.

I don't know why I got the PR post in the 6th Form Committee, but I'm cool (and happy with it ^^).

Okay okay okay..I don't know why I'm getting more random on blogging now when I have lots and lots to share about. *sheesh~

When don't know what to talk about, talk about God!

I don't know why God's so powerful and awesome, but I'm cool with it.

I don't know why He's so creative and so crazily genius, but I'm cool with it.

I don't know why He's so mighty and to-be-feared but so gentle and kind at the same time, but I'm cool with it.

I don't know why He lets great and wonderful happy things happen and also sad unfortunate mishaps, but I'm cool with it.

I don't know why He's so so so...I don't know? Go read the bible and see how amazing crazy awesome my God is. I just don't know how to describe.

But I do know God sent His only unique and most loved Son to die for me because He crazily loves me (even with all the mess) and I'm DEFINITELY cool with it! ^^

*hopefully I'll know what to blog next.. teehee~ XD

God bless!

Random Thoughts..About Friends and How Awesome They Are~

You know what, I just love my friends :)

ImPACToRS... SFers... mates from camps & conferences ... School mates... random juniors and seniors... fellow random bro n sis of Christ all over the country...

haha~ I don't regret meeting anyone of them because God has put them in my way.
So what about those who isn't so nice or gets on my nerves or whatever ugly stuff they have did? Hm..So what? XD haha~ they're just people anyway.

I paling paling paling sayang my youth group~ after James leaves I'll be like the oldest (well apart from ibu SH) it makes me feel like a dai ka che XD

My Impactors Spice Girls: Phoeb, Zel, SKY, & Hephzi... Love you girls! plus my favourite senior Liz and wacko laughs-3000times-a-day Kangar sweetie Chris, crazy times we had at church camp XD

*sigh~ there's always some of my awesome friends that will surprise me when times seem okay-okay..just a message through text or internet and I'll be like *CHING~! XD hahaha~

God's so cool that He's created such cool people and I thank Him for EVERYTHING He's done in my life. Another reason to love God more! ^^

Again, love you people :)

From Facebook Wall To My Blog XD

Here's some interesting posts I've found in Facebook^^ enjoy!

"may i push it further just to see how God pull it back?" -- Quan Wei

"Man looks at the outward appearance, but God sees the heart. The good, the bad, the ugly." -- Charis

"have seen many ppl in relationships and is very happy he's still solo and not paired up with =)" -- Aaron

""God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA =P" -- Ejuen

"we can't let anxiety take the place of prayer" -- Jessica

"Remember the good, forget the bad. Sell everything not nailed down =)" -- Cang Ling

God bless~ XD